Yo Mamma Jokes

 
Yo mama's so short she has to cuff her underwear. 
Yo mama's so short she can play handball on the curb. 
Yo mama's so short she poses for trophies 
Yo mama's so short You could see her feet on  her driver's licencse 
Yo mama's so skinny her nipples touch. 
Yo mama's so skinny I gave ger a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma 
Yo mama's so skinny if she had dreads I's grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor 
Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant 
Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad. 
Yo mama's so small, the side of the Greyhound bus has a puppy 
Yo mama's so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun 
Yo mama's so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th 
Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth. 
Yo mama's so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.