Yo Mamma Jokes

 
Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave. 
Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop 
Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony 
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns. 
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. 
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. 
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches. 
Yo mama's got an afro, with a chin strap!!!! 
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator. 
Yo mama's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook. 
Yo mama's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. 
Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic. 
Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout wanted to be with the Pointer sisters 
Yo mama's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it 
Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story 
Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO 
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth. 
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys. 
Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on. 
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. 
Yo mama's got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. 
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo. 
Yo mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket. 
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is one backward. 
Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles 
Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand. 
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. 
Yo mama has a 'fro with warning lights. 
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles. 
Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back. 
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. 
Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip 
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what You're saying. 
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. 
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. 
Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaude. 
Yo mama has one short leg and walks in circles. 
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.