Yo Mamma Jokes

 
Yo mama's so dumb she has  1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops 
Yo mama's so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. 
Yo mama's so dumb she sat on TV & watched the couch 
Yo mama's so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church. 
Yo mama's so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 
Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl 
Yo mama's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. 
Yo mama's so dumb that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics." 
Yo mama's so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast. 
Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged. 
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet! 
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying! 
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 
Yo mama's so dumb, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." 
Yo mama's so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." 
Yo mama's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagitarius. 
Yo mama's so stupid he got a part time job painting skittles 
Yo mama's so stupid instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice 
Yo mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Mins 
Yo mama's so stupid on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911 
Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store 
Yo mama's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?" 
Yo mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up 
Yo mama's so stupid she said "what's that letter after x" and i said Y she said "cause I wana know" 
Yo mama's so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. 
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed. 
Yo mama's so stupid she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center. 
Yo mama's so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person 
Yo mama's so stupid she thought meow mix was a record for cats 
Yo mama's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train 
Yo mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood. 
Yo mama's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read 
Yo mama's so stupid that she go hit by a parked car. 
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. 
Yo mama's so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. 
Yo mama's so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu. 
Yo mama's so stupid when she saw "under 17 not admitted"  sign, she went home and got 16 friends 
Yo mama's so stupid when Yo dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon 
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod. 
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since. 
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked You "What is the number for 911". 
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. 
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where You pay Yo telephone bill. 
Yo mama's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. 
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.