Yo Mamma Jokes

 
Yo mama's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. 
Yo mama's so greasy she sweats crisco 
Yo mama's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid 
Yo mama's so greasy when she slid into second she ended in detroit 
Yo mama's so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her 
Yo mama's so hairy her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock 
Yo mama's so hairy looks like a chia pet with a sweater on 
Yo mama's so hairy she has afros on her nipples 
Yo mama's so nasty she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles 
Yo mama's so nasty she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!! 
Yo mama's so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection 
Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back 
Yo mama's so smelly, that her shit is glad to escape. 
Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day. 
Yo mama smells so bad herr Sure deoderant is confused and her Secret told on her. 
Yo mama's so stank she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down and Ban come off strike 
Yo mama's so stank that her shit is glad to escape. 
Yo mama's so stank, you're like Shaquille O'Neal, You don't fake the funk!! 
Yo mama's so stanky she gets sourdough yeast infections 
Yo mama's drawers are so funky the roaches check in but they don't check out