Women Jokes

Women Jokes
  • What do you do if a bird craps on your head ?
    Dump her

  • Why did the women cross the road ?
    Never mind that, what the f*ck is she doing out the kitchen.

  • Why did the sink cross the road ?
    Because it was still chained to the women.

  • Why did god give women legs ?
    So that they can walk from the bedroom to the kitchen.

  • Why did god give women legs ?
    So they don't leave a trail.

  • How many women does it take to change a light bulb ?
    F*ck that they can work in the dark.

  • Did you know that there are female hormones in beer ?
    They gave 100 men 10 pints each, after they had drunk them none of them could drive and they all spoke b*llocks.

  • What is the difference between a smart woman and Bigfoot ?
    Bigfoot has been spotted.

  • What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
    Pull the pin and throw it back.

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