Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Their horns don't work. Q: What did the spider do in the computer?
A: He made a webpage. Q: What do squirrels do when they fall in love?
A: They go nuts! Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: The chicken got hit by a 16 wheeler. Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He got his safety pin caught on the chicken. Q: Why did a cow go to Hollywood?
A: He wanted to become a MOOOOOOOviestar Q: What can you say to an annoying cockroach?
A: "Stop bugging me!" Q: What color is a burp?
A: Burple. Q: What kind of key can't open a door?
A: A donkey. Q: Why must two elephants go for a swim in the pool?
A: Because they need a pair of trunks. Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot! Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: Pool table. Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sour puss. Q: What Happened when Godzilla got thirsty?
A: He drank 'Canada Dry' Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer. Knock knock.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes moo! Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman?
A: Park in it, dude! Jeff: " You know what I can't stand"
Jeff: "I can't stand to sit!" Kareena: "Last night I dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow."
Kareena: "Yes, and when I woke up, my pillow was missing!" Why did Captain Kirk throw the Klingon on the barbeque?
Because he was grilling him for information!
Noah more holiday jokes please.
Why did the soldier have a pie in his ear?
Because he was a member of the pie "n" ear corps.