Kid Jokes

Kid Jokes Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagulls.

Q: Why do cows have bells?
A: Their horns don't work. Q: What did the spider do in the computer?
A: He made a webpage. Q: What do squirrels do when they fall in love?
A: They go nuts! Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: The chicken got hit by a 16 wheeler. Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He got his safety pin caught on the chicken. Q: Why did a cow go to Hollywood?
A: He wanted to become a MOOOOOOOviestar Q: What can you say to an annoying cockroach?
A: "Stop bugging me!" Q: What color is a burp?
A: Burple. Q: What kind of key can't open a door?
A: A donkey. Q: Why must two elephants go for a swim in the pool?
A: Because they need a pair of trunks. Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot! Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: Pool table. Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sour puss. Q: What Happened when Godzilla got thirsty?
A: He drank 'Canada Dry' Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cow goes.
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes moo! Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman?
A: Park in it, dude! Jeff: " You know what I can't stand"
Bill: "What?"
Jeff: "I can't stand to sit!" Kareena: "Last night I dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow."
Marcy: "Really?"
Kareena: "Yes, and when I woke up, my pillow was missing!" Why did Captain Kirk throw the Klingon on the barbeque?
Because he was grilling him for information!

Kn ock, knock:
Who's there?
Noah more holiday jokes please.

Why did the soldier have a pie in his ear?
Because he was a member of the pie "n" ear corps.

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